http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7lp3RhzfgI
Just listen to this, I'm completely obsessed.
Saturday, 7 December 2013
Wednesday, 4 December 2013
BIG BIG BIG NEWS!!!!!!
Hey folks, just wanted to let you know, I'm going on Tumblr. That's right, Tumblr. Here's my URL
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/mel-hcdoc.
This guy's gonna stay open (fingers crossed) for the longer posts, and I'll be promo-ing stuff for this blog on Tumblr, so you know what's going on if you don't get a chance to check this one out all the time. Follow me on Tumblr, I'll follow you back, it'll be great. If you have any suggestions, let me know.
Movie Reviews Will Continue Living Here, so no worries, I'm not uprooting the potential BR BA review coming up...
Be-be-be-be-a That's all folks.
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/mel-hcdoc.
This guy's gonna stay open (fingers crossed) for the longer posts, and I'll be promo-ing stuff for this blog on Tumblr, so you know what's going on if you don't get a chance to check this one out all the time. Follow me on Tumblr, I'll follow you back, it'll be great. If you have any suggestions, let me know.
Movie Reviews Will Continue Living Here, so no worries, I'm not uprooting the potential BR BA review coming up...
Be-be-be-be-a That's all folks.
Tuesday, 3 December 2013
Where are all the comments?
Um guys? We're going to have a problem here. Where are all the comments? I'd like to see some commenting from the lovely audience because that's what's supposed to happen with blogs. So please, for the next post and so I keep this thing going, comment. It would be nice.
That is all.
That is all.
Sunday, 1 December 2013
Quest for Camelot
Let me just say this,
THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
What the hell was I thinking? I get that audiences like to see their reviewers suffer, just cuz, but now I take it all back. I feel sorry for those poor people who have to watch shitty movies for a living. And then talk about them with whatever intellect they have left in their brains.
So, Quest for Camelot. It's pretty much one of those warner bros. Disney knockoffs that is best summed up with one word:
You know, I think I watched it so many times as a child because I had no idea what was going on in the movie most of the time, but I will try to piece it together.
So it's an Arthurian story with the round table etc. and our protagonist Kayley wants to be a knight etc. sings about wanting more, you knew it was all coming. The Excaliber gets stolen by this guy Ruber, and her father dies etc.
She goes on a quest to get it back, finds a blind hermit named Garrett, and I swear to God, this is when the movie turns into Medieval Furngully. Plants start moving, and flying, and, and, and, I don't even know. There's also a two headed dragon who is (are?) essentially the Genie, doing Elvis and Phantom of the opera references. And then Ruber's making human/animal + weapon combos with ACME potion pulled from his cleavage.
And there's some epic battle, and Garrett and Kayley get married/knighted and they all live happily ever after.
THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
What the hell was I thinking? I get that audiences like to see their reviewers suffer, just cuz, but now I take it all back. I feel sorry for those poor people who have to watch shitty movies for a living. And then talk about them with whatever intellect they have left in their brains.
So, Quest for Camelot. It's pretty much one of those warner bros. Disney knockoffs that is best summed up with one word:
You know, I think I watched it so many times as a child because I had no idea what was going on in the movie most of the time, but I will try to piece it together.
So it's an Arthurian story with the round table etc. and our protagonist Kayley wants to be a knight etc. sings about wanting more, you knew it was all coming. The Excaliber gets stolen by this guy Ruber, and her father dies etc.
She goes on a quest to get it back, finds a blind hermit named Garrett, and I swear to God, this is when the movie turns into Medieval Furngully. Plants start moving, and flying, and, and, and, I don't even know. There's also a two headed dragon who is (are?) essentially the Genie, doing Elvis and Phantom of the opera references. And then Ruber's making human/animal + weapon combos with ACME potion pulled from his cleavage.
And there's some epic battle, and Garrett and Kayley get married/knighted and they all live happily ever after.
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!ASK ME TO DO A TERRIBLE MOVIE AND I MAY HAVE TO HURT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(of course I wouldn't do that, but god this movie's horrible)
Funny Fake Movie Posters
So ya know, I was surfing the net, just cuz. And I found these hilarious "seinfeld movie posters". If Kyle Kallgren or Doug Walker are reading this now, stop before it's too late. I beg of you.
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